Lucicus (Skit) lyrics

[Answerphone Message]
Operator: Voicemail received today at 11:28

Lucicus: Listen you f*cking prick
"I need a [?] right now"
What the f*ck, you think you're a f*cking bad man?
f*cking rat faced Ben Drew c*nt
You really f*cking think you can f*ck with Lucicus you piece of sh*t?
Your f*cking absolute agony is coming mate and it's gunna be for eternity you understand me?

Operator: To call the sender press the hash key

[Sample: The Flying Lizards (Phone conversation)]
(Hello?
Listen Bruv
Hello?
I've been following you for like, 2 days
f*cking voicemail
I know where you roll, I know where you eat, sleep. Just give me my f*cking money
You alright? I tell you what I'll come round, yeah? I'll be round
You serious?
I'll pass through tonight. Can you lend me some quid, yeah?
I'mma come find you
Mate, you know just a, just a couple of tonnes or something like that)

The best things in life are free
But you can give them to the birds and bees
I want money
That's what I want