Intermission 1 lyrics

[Spoken Interlude: Uncle Dane & FUNKe]
*Door opens*
Hey, yeah
Who the f*ck is letting themself into my room?
Alright, it's time to sing some songs
Oh, f*ck! f*ck, sh*t!
Hey, Dane
Hey man, I'm ready to do this, I'm so pumped
Yeah, I bet you are
Let's go, let's uh, make a mixtape
Listen Dane, I'm doing this thing where I write my own verses over beats and it's really only just me singing
What?
I'm not really doing cameos (What?)
So I don't have a place for you—
Yo this is bullsh*t!
Oh my God! I didn't— I di—
You know how much I moved my schedule around for this?!
I'm sor—, I didn't plan out ahead like that
Come on! No, this is not okay!
Oh, Jesus Christ! I'm sor—, where did you even get a cardboard box from?!
I'm a really busy person!
You're—, oh, oh you're a busy person?!
I can't be wasting my time!
What were you even doing before you came here?!
I was uh, I was playing Smash Bros.
Yeah, "busy work" I bet
You know what? Fine!
Oh, you're leaving?
Whatever man
Bye!
I hope your mixtape bombs
Oh whatever
Chump
*Door slammed shut*