World Tour lyrics

[Intro]
Everything is—
Everything is—
Everything—
Everything—

[Verse]
Everything is burned into my brain, so
You wanna take a world tour?
Meet me down at Badlands
I'll take you to the greatest gravel geographic battlegrounds you've ever seen
Plus some people that we'll meet will never Double Cross me
Process-ing, we'll arrive before Nightfall
Here's a hampered Highertower
How the hell'd they make it so tall?
And if you want a bot to beat
Then best believe we'll be Bigrock
Makin' bucks before your body even blinks
'Cause y'all know, I'm Mr. Worldwide
Off to Hydro, to see the Sunshine rising
Upward until everything is under us
Or empathy will evidently undermine our Nucleus of energy
And if you look up to the right, how's Snowplow?
So south, stay close, it's easy to get lost now
And not to be too nosy, bro, but left of us is Snowycoast
Go defend on last, come back and tell me how it goes
Watch this, I'm Mr. Worldwide
Off to Barnblitz, and maybe Turbine (Nevermind)
Don't berate the Gabe for how the game is seeming dire
If you're blowing off steam then we can fight it out on Byre
And all the same, if you don't feel Well
We can take the Fastlane out of old, cold Ghost Town
There's a Carnival of Carnage full of shoddy bumper cars
And places started our decline to mediocrity
We'll bust up Viaduct like Hippocrates
Go f*ckin' nuts in the land of DeGroot Keep
We'll Gorge eyes out fighting in Egypt
And Suijin is so nice, you just won't believe it
I'm runnin' out of breath, what's next?
Head a little north to find ourselves at Maple Ridge Event
I'm saving stamina so find a ship to pay
Instead of Mann-ing up, we'll head out for a vacation at Banana Bay
Losing motor functions, please don't let me die at Junction
Make our way to Cactus Canyon
Wait, does that count? It never came out
Well whatever, next stop, Coldfront for some wintery weather
'Cause we're a Powerhouse team, we can beat it together
Even better than Grimstone when you're in the zone
Badwater Basin, there I said it, now leave me alone
Step aside, my home fry
Let me take a moment of your time, no fright
I'm dried up, cried enough, tough luck
So I will now commit suicide
[Outro]
*gunshot*
Suicide