[Intro: (Petra Haden)]
(Well then, the man with two brains says)
[Verse 1: Matt Sharp]
Been thinkin' 'bout the conversations, our situation
My frustration leading to your suffocation
Feel uptight and my thoughts deranged and insane
Like The Man With Two Brains
[Verse 2: Sharon McConochie]
So I forgot the neurotic, got into the psychotic
All those words haven't heard, you're kind of erotic
I got no guilt, got no mind, got no reason, got no time
I'm high on the sly
[Chorus: Matt Sharp, (Petra Haden)]
(It will be OK)
Well I don't know about that
(It's the American way)
Yeah, maybe that's where it's at
(You were raised that way)
The Europeans say
(The Man With Two Brains)
[Bridge: Matt Sharp]
Well then, The Man With Two Brains says that it's a science
I've got one for my actions, one's for my conscience
Yeah, one's for the sex and the other's for the consequence
Then The Girl With One Brain says, you make no sense
You make no sense
[Verse 3: Matt Sharp and Sharon McConochie]
Then the anti-cruise takes form in the frame of a young woman
From a passionate scene to a sterile queen
I put a bottle of Ed's Red in my head, a little dead
And surprised when you said
[Chorus: Matt Sharp, (Petra Haden)]
(It will be OK)
Well I don't know about that
(It's the American way)
Yeah, maybe that's where it's at
(You were raised that way)
The Europeans say
(The Man With Two Brains)
[Bridge: Matt Sharp]
Well then The Man With Two Brains says that it's a science
I've got one for my actions, one for my conscience
Yeah, one's for the sex and the other's for the consequence
Then The Girl With One Brain says, you make no sense
You make no sense
You make no sense
[Refrain: Sharon McConochie, (Petra Haden)]
(It's cool, cool)
Well then, The Girl With One Brain says, it's not a science
You can't have one for your actions and one for the consequence
It's all about sex, so what's the difference
Then The Man With Two Brains says, you make no sense
(You make no sense, you make no sense)
[Outro: Matt Sharp, (Petra Haden), ((Sharon McConochie))]
The Europeans say
(It will be OK)
Kick back and relax
(The Man With Two Brains)
Yeah, roll on the flow track
(It will be OK)
The Europeans say
((The Man With Two Brains is all about sex))