Hitchin’ a Ride - Live at Milton Keynes National Bowl, Milton Keynes, England, 6/18/05 lyrics

Come on

[Verse 1]
Hey mister, where you headed?
Are you in a hurry?
Need a lift to happy hour
Say, "oh no"
Do you brake for distilled spirits?
I need a break as well
The well that inebriates the guilt
One, two, one, two, three, four

[Verse 2]
Cold turkey's getting stale
Tonight I'm eating crow
Fermented salmonella, poison oak no
There's a drought at the fountain of youth
And now I'm dehydrating
My tongue is swelling up
I say one, two, one, two, three, four

[Refrain]
Troubled times, you know I cannot lie
I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride

Alright England
I say hey oh
I say hey hey
I say hey oh
I say hey hey

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

Now that's how you do it in England baby

I said a one, a two, a one, two, three four
Alright
I said ah
I said oh
I said uh
I said woo
I say woo
I say hey oh
I say ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Somebody f*ck me
Are you ready?

And stop

Now you sound like you're f*cking ready
This is what I need
This is what it's gonna take
This is what its gonna take
I need every single person here in Milton Keynes
To freak out

Woah
But first
I need everybody here in Milton Keynes to scream
1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4
Are you ready?

[Bridge]
There's a drought at the fountain of youth
And now I'm dehydrating
My tongue is swelling up, I say...
1, 2, 3, 4
sh*t

[Guitar Solo]

[Refrain]
Troubled times, you know I cannot lie
I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride

[Outro]
(Don't know where to go) Hitchin' a ride
(Don't know where to go) Hitchin' a ride
(Don't know where to go) Hitchin' a ride
(Don't know where to go) Hitchin' a ride
Come on!
(Don't know where to go) Hitchin' a ride
(Don't know where to go) Hitchin' a ride
(Don't know where to go) Hitchin' a ride
(Don't know where to go) Hitchin' a ride
Say birthday boys, hey!