What’s On This Evening? lyrics

[JOE]
Max, what's on this evening?
I hope it's not one of her weepy melodramas

[MAX]
We'll keep showing one of Madam's injuring classics
"The Ordeal of Joan of Arc"

[JOE]
Oh, God
We saw that last week

[MAX]
A masterpiece can never pull
She's the greatest star of all