Drug Store (Skit) lyrics

(whistling)
Becky? Becky we need to get these prescriptions, we are backed up.
I've had people waiting for 30 minutes Becky!
Hi, um, welcome to Savegreens Pharmacy how can I help you today?

Hi, I was wondering if I could just get my prescription filled please?

Yeah do you have a doctors note?

I do, right here

Can you please, let's see that honey okay alright
Eazy Mac! Is that your legal name?

Yeah

Eazy Mac well okay, you're looking for a refill for alpralozam

Yeah I am

Mr. Eazy Mac it appears as though yesterday

What?

You showed up at one of our other locations and already filled this prescription
What?

So unfortunately

I never

Due to the terms and conditons

I never did that

You know agreements and my responsibility to give you the drug

Oh shut the f*ck up
(gunshot)

Ahh

Put your hands up! All of you! I want all the pills in my mouth now.
Shut the f*ck up this is just a dream