Only When I’m Drunk lyrics

[Verse 1: Bret "Epic" Mazur, Shifty Shellshock, both]
I get drunk and I stumble to the phone
And conjure up a b*tch to bone when i'm alone
f*cked up, tore back, I need to take a p*ss
Only when I'm drunk I sing a song like this
My grandma and your grandma...
...sittin by the fire
Hold on, turn that beat off
Nah, keep it going
Crazy town, yo y'all just not knowin'
I get drunk and start talking more sh*t
And when i got a gun in my hand, you better get
Out 'cause my brain just ain't what it used to be
Forget trying to rationalize, cover your eyes
I get...(uh!)...damn i'm drunk
I need a chunk, no better yet, a hunk of that funk
I get...(uh!)...damn i'm drunk
I need a chunk, no better yet, a hunk of that funk
Yeah, i'm good, bad, dope, I'm freaky fresh
I make hip-hop fans say "yes, yes"
Crazy's comin' thru, you know we're gonna blow up
Hold up wait, I think i'm gonna throw up...
False alarm
I'm getting all the ladies with my cool charm
When i get drunk I might even call my daddy a punk
Yeah, but only when i'm drunk
[Chorus: Epic and Shifty]
Yeah, only when i'm drunk
Only when i'm drunk
Yeah, only when i'm drunk
It happens only when i'm drunk

[Verse 1: Bret "Epic" Mazur, Shifty Shellshock]
It goes one for the chronic, two for the amnesia
I'm that crazy white boy with the drinks in the freezer
Bust a one out, two out blitz type of rapper
That will get out of your seat quicker than a car jacker
Sippin' colt forty fever when I'm coolin' with my people
Got hoes in East Columbus like I'm Billy D. Rico
'cause I move like i'm smooth like I'm Harry Belafonte
Lookin' for them suckers that jumped my homie Le Le
All up in this b*tch with the gin and Tanqueray
Drink like Mr. Wendal, smoke bud like Dr. Dre
But that's 'cause i'm old enough to do that type of sh*t
Goddamn, I gotta p*ss I pass the mic to Mr. Shift
I get drunk and can't nobody whoop me
I'm trippin', it must be that brew that that i was sippin'
Kickin' in, guess I shouldn't have mixed it with the gin
'cause when I'm laying on my back I can feel the room spin
One too many, I reckon feelin' i got to hurl any second
Want to get up but can't move feels like I'm stuck in a groove
What the f*ck was i trying to prove
I got a knack for downin' four-o's
All the hoes know them doobie bros
People call me Shift, I keep a fifth in my trunk
I might f*ck an ugly b*tch but only when I'm drunk
[Chorus: Epic and Shifty]
Yeah, only when i'm drunk
Only when i'm drunk
Yeah, only when i'm drunk
It happens only when i'm drunk

[Outro: Bret "Epic" Mazur]
Yeah, one two, one two
Only when i'm drunk (x4)