Slangin D lyrics

All my life, I wanted to be a hoe
Now my dreams are finally coming true
If there was an Olympic for the hoes It’d be called the Hoe-lympics
And I would win all the gold! Yes!

Started off on Craigslist
Then I met myself a pimptress
I was lacking direction
Tired of coming home checkless, so she moved me up to el rose
Said I had a dope erection
My madam always keep me on my toes
Twenty-four hour collection

My hoe put me on the track
And said bring I better bring that money back
She got me slangin d
Out here slangin d
She got me slangin d
Out here slangin d
I got that di*k for the low
Find me on the side of the road
Out here slangin d
Got me slangin d
Out here slangin d
Got me slangin d
Got that senior citizen special
If I can fit you in my schedule
Only sixty-five and older
Even taking insurance from your medical
What you think Obamacare for?
So the handicap can bring they freak out

My di*k is too much to handle
Making granny’s pull they teeth out

My hoe put me on the track
And said bring I better bring that money back
She got me slangin d
Out here slangin d
She got me slangin d
Out here slangin d
I got that di*k for the low
Find me on the side of the road
Out here slangin d
Got me slangin d
Out here slangin d
Got me slangin d