Chris Tucker (Comedian) lyrics

[Intro]
Yeah

[Chorus]
I'm no comedian, this sh*t is funny
I'm gettin' rich, I can't talk to you, buddy
I'm in the trap wrapping dope like a mummy (Okay)
I'm geeked as f*ck with a Perc' in my tummy (b*tch)
I'm on the TV, they see me like Johnny
I'm gettin' money, I Goyard the wallet
Finesse the plug, he just came out the socket
Had yo' lil' ho, yeah, I'll prolly'll pop her

[Verse]
Askin' me questions, you prolly a copper
Hop out the whip and go, "Poof!" Harry Potter
Shoot from the hip, I get bread like ciabatta
I saved some di*k for yo' lil' baby mama
Huh, I got that Glock like Osama (Huh)
Grip on the di*k baby, big anaconda (Huh)
He kept on talkin', my shooter went poppеd him
I turn her down just like the volumе
I'm on the pound, I'm smoking proper
I'm out of bounds, I'm in the lounge
I bought them scripts just like the doctor
Just like a baby, I need me a bottle
Tryna be me but ain't got it inside him
Came with some problems, I came from the bottom
Don't know you n*ggas, I'm prolly ya father
She wanna love me, a hard pill to swallow
I'm getting cash, I don't get intimate
I'm at the bank where them checks never miss
Know that I'm real and not many exist
[?] and I'm livin' like Mitch
Talk 'bout these checks, it's a million to get
b*tch I'm a dog, turn you to a Vick
I'm on the plane with a pound, smell like B.O.
f*ck on yo' ho and record it like Theo, yeah
Water on my neck just like Nemo, yeah
I saw my face through the peephole, yeah
No, I don't f*ck on no cheap ho, yeah (No)
You wanna book me, ain't free though, yeah
I'm sippin' codeine, not Tito's, yeah
Money like Danny DeVito, yeah (Yeah)
You n*ggas still rockin' VLONE (VLONE)
That is not sh*t that we be on (Yeah)
[Bridge]
I'm no comedian, this sh*t is funny (This sh*t is funny, yeah)
I'm geeked as f*ck with a Perc' in my tummy (Perc' in my tummy, yea-yeah)
Say you a opp, boy, you a dummy (Boy, you a dummy, yea-yeah)
I never knew her, she say that she loved me (Say that she love me)

[Chorus]
I'm no comedian, this sh*t is funny
I'm gettin' rich, I can't talk to you, buddy (Ah)
I'm in the trap wrapping dope like a mummy
I'm geeked as f*ck with a Perc' in my tummy
I'm on the TV, they see me like Johnny
I'm gettin' money, I Goyard the wallet
Finesse the plug, he just came out the socket
Had yo' lil' ho, yeah, I'll prolly'll pop her (Boy, I got it)

[Outro]
Hop out the whip and go, "Poof!" Harry Potter
I saved some di*k for yo' lil' baby mama
Grip on the di*k baby, big anaconda
I bought them scripts just like the doctor