The Bacon Strip Song lyrics

[Intro]
Coming to you straight out of your mama's kitchen, we all know what the world loves. Limited supply.....psyche! Leggo!

[Chorus]
I don't want no beef, no not in my kitchen
Sorry Chick-Fil-A, I don't want no chicken
I just want some bread, maybe some salami
Anything that's pork, matter of fact I need--

BACON STRIPS, BACON STRIPS, Get on up in that kitchen and make them grits (2x)


[Verse 1]
Bacon strips, on frying pans
Crisco, Greasy hands
Disco, I like to dance
With bacon strips
Hanging from my pants

Bacon rims, bacon chain
I make it rain, with bacon mane
Bacon chips, Bacon Ritz
I'm a dog.... BACON BITS

Kibbles N' Bits!
I'm making bacon
Frying bacon
Baking bacon
I robbed you
Takin' Bacon
Bacon porn
Naked Bacon
Muslims
Bacon haters
Wendy's
Baconator
Steakhouse
I want steak and bacon
So get on up in that kitchen and make them grits {and bacon!}

[Chorus]
I don't want no beef, no not in my kitchen
Sorry Chick-Fil-A, I don't want no chicken
I just want some bread, maybe some salami
Anything that's pork, matter of fact I need--
BACON STRIPS, BACON STRIPS, Get on up in that kitchen and make them grits (2x)

[Verse 2]
Got Bacon all in my ride, got bacon all in my tires
Got bacon strips on my neck, and tatted all on my side
Got bacon strips on the side, instead of ordering fries

They gave me only two strips, that's when I walked inside

I said "What the hell is your problem, dog? You only gave me two strips and all,"
She said, "Sir, that's all you get," I said, "Bet not be for 50 cent!"

That's two quarters I could've spent toward a pack of bacon, b*tch
My grandmama's mama and papa could make me a parlor of bacon with 50 cent!
You must be mistaken, 'cause ever since I came out naked a baby, been shakin' and bakin' this bacon, before I was tying my laces, and it didn't take me to poverty place

Got mom in the kitchen cooking breakfast dog, pancake on a stick that's a breakfast dog, got a really nice wife in your life, but she gone if she don't put bacon in my breakfast dog!

Im black and licking bacon, like a little kid
I'm stacking bricks of bacon, three little pigs
I'm breaking bread and bacon strips smoked like Jamaican
Know what I had for lunch? Grape soda, chicken, chips, and bacon!