The Arab People Song lyrics

[Verse 1]
We don’t like tennis shoes, we wear sandals
And yeah, we have sex with goats and ride camels
I live in a desert in Abu Dhabi
So I squat behind a cactus when I have to potty
Roll your tongue on the R’s
Whoops, dropped a bomb, Allahu Ahkbar
I play the flute and snakes come out of jars
I caught a flight, plane didn’t get far

And you might not believe it, man
But during the winter, I ski in sand
And the TSA was like “Man, how did you get out of Iraq…”--- I ran. Damn...

[Chorus]
Watch out, Watch out
Rasheed's got a bomb!
Watch out, Watch out
Abdul-Jabar got a bomb!
Watch out, watch out
Amir's got a bomb!
Watch out, watch out
Malcolm X got a bomb!

[Verse 2]
I’m a billionaire, check my Equifax
Always wearing turbins and bedsheet hats
An Arabian day in the life
See I have 10 leashes, one for each wife
And I have 10 bombs, one for each flight
That I put my wives on if they speak without permission
Then “Mommy, look! There’s a plane in the airrrrr!"
(BOOM) uh, I swear it was just there...
We’re all Muslim, Salaam
And we all live in a cave, Saddam
Where we all eat lots of hummus…. yum!
My first website was the bomb dot com, UM…
And you might not believe it, man
But during the winter, I ski in sand
And the TSA was like “Man, how did you get out of Iraq…”--- “Iran” damn...

[Chorus]
Watch out, watch out
Hussein got a bomb!
Watch out, watch out
Ramir Asheed got a bomb!
Watch out, watch out
Obama got a bomb!
Watch out, Watch out
Osama bin Laden got a bomb!

(Well, not anymore...)

[Verse 3]
Don’t touch my hat, it’s sacred
I can make all my wives get naked
I have a phobia, I’m afraid of BACONNNN
You need RPG? I can make it!
We own mini-marts and gas stations
Where people buy beer to get wasted!
Like 9/11 Victims, I take my—

[Interlude]
Whoa whoa whoa…. dude, no— you just don’t say that. Wasted like 9-11 Victims? f*ck no. We don’t say that sh*t in America. You might say that sh*t over in Lebanon or Afghanistan or wherever the f*ck you from but in America? You can get yo ass KILT out here! Take that sh*t out of the lyrics, right now before I shove a cactus up yo sandy ass. Right NOW! I ain’t playing…. sh*t!
ARAB: I’m sorry…. I didn’t know. I’m erasing it I erased it. It’s gone sir. I’m sorry

Me: Throw that damn falafel in the trash and focus…. (sigh) …. cue the Gotdamn music...

As the world waits for my plans to unfoil
During spring, I jetski on oil
And I’ve bombed all sorts of different places and the TSA is the most racist, they be like

[Chorus]
Watch out, Watch out
Rasheed's got a bomb!
Watch out, Watch out
Abdul-Jabar got a bomb!
Watch out, watch out
Amir's got a bomb!
Watch out, watch out
Malcolm X got a bomb!

Watch out, watch out
Hussein got a bomb!
Watch out, watch out
Ramir Asheed got a bomb!
Watch out, watch out
Obama got a bomb!
Watch out, Watch out
Osama bin Laden got a bomb!