Bad Things Are Bad lyrics

[Bob]
I never thought this is how I would go
(Mr. Fischoeder: Ooh)
Here under the pier tied to Mr. Fischoe.....der
But looks like Linda will be a widow
(Mr. Fischoeder: Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
Oh, bad things are bad

[Linda]
I fear that my Bob's in a terrible place

[Andy]
Maybe you'll find him inside of this vase

[Zeke:]
Maybe a lion is eating his face?

[Tammy]
Oh, bad things are bad

[Randy]
Maybe your dad was tied up by a sailor?

[Rudy]
I'll help you look after I pump this inhaler
[Jimmy Jr.]
Check out my pants
They are perfectly tailored

[Tina]
Oh, yeah
Nice

[Jimmy Jr.]
Thanks

[Gene]
Oh, bad things are bad

[Teddy]
Oh, I wish that Bob would come back
I could really use a big snack
Okay, it's not a burger
But I'll just pretend it is and maybe cry

[Felix]
I did what I had to
I have no regrets
I murdered my brother for power and sex
What's this weird feeling inside of my chest?
[Fanny]
Why do you keep not looking at my breasts?

[Felix]
Oh, bad things are bad

[Bob]
Farewell, cruel world
Looks like I'll die alone

[Mr. Fischoeder]
If only you'd purchased a better cell phone

[Bob]
And now I'll never know who wins Game of Thrones

[Bob and Mr. Fischoeder]
Oh, things are bad!