Scarlet pus*y lyrics

Once upon a time in the land of fever, there lived a scarlet pus*y
This kitty cat of fine descent was cherished by her mother
Who wouldn't let another pet her unless he was qualified

Every first of the month this pretty feline got the hots
And that's when the neighborhood (D-d-dogs)
They'd line up around the block
Meow

When my little scarlet feline roars
The locals come around (Come around)
When they see the scarlet light
They know it's time to come chase her down (Chase her down)

Lo and behold the fantastical way
In which their bodies groove
My scarlet pus*y's furry magic alters any mood

Scarlet pus*y (It's cool)
Scarlet pus*y, yeah
pus*ycat, pus*ycat
Wherefore art thou, puppy?

She can make you crazy if you're too close to her heat
She can make you sad when you're happy as can be
She can make you shoot your ego all over her sheets
All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pus*y
Every dog would try his lines
To get pus*y's attention ((...))
All they want is so exposed
In ways too gross to mention (Eew!)

Green virgin teenager
A filthy rich yuppie
pus*ycat, pus*ycat
Wherefore art thou, puppy?
Scarlet pus*y

She can make you crazy if you're too close to her heat
She can make you sad when you're happy as can be
She can make you shoot your ego all over your sheets
All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pus*y

Meow
Now what's going on?
I don’t know, man, look out!
Somebody come get this meow-meow off my leg!
MEOW!

Scarlet pus*y

pus*ycat, pus*ycat
Wherefore art thou, puppy?
Meow
She can make you crazy if you're too close to her heat
She can make you sad when you're happy as can be
She can make you shoot your ego all over her sheets
All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pus*y

All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pus*y

She can make you happy, she can make you sad
She can make you crazy (Crazy)
She can make you shiver from your head down to your feet
She can make you shoot your ego all over her sheets (Oh!)

She can make you crazy if you're too close to her heat
She can make you sad when you're happy as can be
She can make you shoot your ego all over her sheets
All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pus*y