f*ck a Mixtape lyrics

[Spoken: Kevin Hart]
Yo TIP, what up? This your boy Kevin Hart, aka K. Hart, aka Chocolate Drop. Ayy, lookie here, uh... long face, skinny body. Look, man, f*ck your mixtape! Okay? You out here doing a goddamn mixtape when you need to be somewhere being more productive with your time, TIP. Okay? I'm out here... you know what I just did?! I just landed a motherf*cking helicopter on a roof, took an elevator, said wassup to my dad, went back upstairs, got back on the helicopter and flew the f*ck off! You somewhere doing a goddamn mixtape. f*ck your goddamn mixtape! f*ck a mixtape! Whatever it is that you doing in that [?] f*ck it! I said it! I back it up. Am I tall enough to back up what I'm saying? Maybe not, but you know what? I mean it. f*ck it! f*ck a mixtape. f*ck your mixtape. f*ck the people that thought about you even thinking about doing a goddamn mixtape. f*ck them! Matter fact, f*ck the n*gga that told me to call you, on behalf of you, for doing this f*cking mixtape! f*ck him [?] f*ck him! f*ck a mixtape! f*ck you! That's four f*cks in a row. Matter fact, f*ck me for calling you to say f*ck a mixtape. f*ck all that. Ma—Mat—Matter... I'ma back up again. f*ck me for calling you to say f*ck a mixtape. f*ck the n*gga's phone who I'm calling on the other line [?] f*ck all y'all! f*ck a mixtape. f*ck the guy that told me to call. f*ck me, pause, for telling you to f*cking say f*ck a mixtape. n*gga, f*ck everything, 'cause I'm getting confused on how many people I just said f*ck it too. f*ck a mixtape, n*gga!