Mexican Prick Fish / The S.F.W. Sessions I lyrics

Mexican prick fish
Mexican prick fish
Mexican prick fish
Mexican prick fish

BalSac: Ole`, Ole`
Oderus: You got to be hard, you got to be all hard
BalSac: f*ckin' A, esse`, f*ckin sh*t rollin', man? f*ckin' rollin' man?
Oderus: To make it in this world you got to be hard
BalSac: Shut the f*ck up esse`
Oderus: The oldest (?)
?: Si, el moro
Oderus: Come on, punto. Do it f*ckface
[drum intro from SFW starts, then ends. Tape cuts, then resumes in the middle of SFW, but they screw it up]
?: Tapes still rolling
Oderus: Hey esse`, you f*cked up real good
BalSac: Suck my prick fish, f*cko
?: Tape's still rolling, as*h*le!
Oderus: Hey f*cko, you can... Hey f*cko...
BalSac: Suck my goddamn prick fish, you motherf*cker
Oderus: Your punto ass is mine
BalSac: You spick
[tape cuts, resumes with drum intro for SFW starting]
BalSac: Alright, alright
Oderus: Back off the juice motherf*cker, I think you had a little too much to drink
[intro continues until the bass starts to kick in, then they screw up]
Oderus: You f*cking suck my prick, okay, f*ck you
?: You guys ready now?
Oderus: I been ready, what's your problem?.. Okay, I will
[SFW drum intro starts again briefly, then stops. BalSac begins playing "Over The Hills And Far Away"] Oderus: Cut the sh*t esse`, the f*cking Led Zeppelin stuff is beginning to make me mad, you know, I have to go for my gat and spray you. You know, speckle you with my f*cking love, my gun, my love gun
BalSac: f*cking moron, you don't know sh*t about f*cking tuning, I'm f*cking tuning
Oderus: My love gun is not something to be, you know, to be taken less seriously than maybe the gland of a huge elephant
BalSac: You want it to f*cking sound out of tune man, is that the what you want?
Oderus: You know, you think that maybe a huge cannon, maybe could take on my prick, you have to be thinking maybe a little wrong...
BalSac: f*ck it, alright f*cko, f*cko, hey f*cko, shut your f*cking hole you prick
Oderus: You know that my prick is making f*cking (?) holes
BalSac: Yeah spick, call me a prick, you're a spick prick
Oderus: Maybe I'll speckle you with my filthy potato up my Mexican prick fish di*k okay
BalSac: Hey f*ck you f*cko
Oderus: So get on with it
BalSac: You wanna do this or what?
?: The tape, she's a rolling
Oderus: Do it you f*ck, you f*ck f*ck
?: Where's our drummer?
BalSac: Wake up
Oderus: He's tired, he hurt his back
BalSac: Awww, baby
Oderus: He's been f*cking too hard. Our f*cking drummer's been f*cking too much. He's f*ck drunk. He's f*ck drunk you f*ck. Quit waiting. Get it right or I'm getting p*ssed. Yeah, hi bud, number one, take it away f*cker
BalSac: Shut up for a second and let him start the f*cking song
Oderus: I'm not saying sh*t
?: What song we doing?
BalSac: So f*cking What
Oderus: It don't matter what song
BalSac: Get up
Oderus: Hey, the pizza's here
BalSac: Shut up
[tape cuts here, starts again with the band playing the end of an improvised version of a Mexican sounding oldies song ("Dream Lover", I think), with Oderus singing]
Oderus: ...kick his ass now, I'd like to kick his ass now, I'd like to kick his ass right now, I want to kick his f*cking aaaaaasssss
[song ends]
BalSac: ...f*ck around man
Oderus: You had all day to tune
BalSac: You don't understand man
Oderus: You had all day to tune
BalSac: You been tuning all f*cking day
Oderus: You can tune all f*cking day
BalSac: You're a f*cking maniac man
Oderus: Dude, dude
BalSac: You don't know sh*t about music, dude, you don't know sh*t, man
Oderus: Dude, tape's rolling, f*ck
BalSac: Shut up, you ready
Oderus: Do it
[tape cuts here, resumes with the band playing the end of Krak Down]
BalSac: Why are we wasting our tape with this crap? It's f*cking crap man, what the f*ck are we doing?
Oderus: Look, we had it and we lost it, okay, we had it and we lost it, you can't, no look, no f*ck you...
BalSac: Why are we wasting our time with this, we've already got it on album
Oderus: You can't f*cking make a cherry out of a turd, that's all there is to it
BalSac: No, shut the f*ck up, shut the f*ck up man
Oderus: You can't make a cherry out of a turd, we had it earlier, everything was nice, things were going good, you guys weren't f*cking up, and you guys weren't making a bunch of f*cking noise, I was funny and you guys weren't even there, you were in the room laughing, now you wanna get cute, you wanna get cute? You wanna come out here and...