In Love With You lyrics

[AARON]
I never knew what love was like, until I saw your face
Then suddenly, I felf a love that time cannot erase
Your eyes so sweet and piercing
Your manner kind yet strong

The kind of girl I could love forever
We'd spend the rest of our lives together
And in my life I don't think I've ever

Been so f*cking wrong

You're a b*tch with no heart
You're a liar, you are Satan, and I
Hate the way you snore at night

All your quirks p*ss me off and I
Don't think I'm misstating your
Compulsive need to always be right

You're bossy and judgmental, kind of tactless, boring, too
And I really can't believe I ever fell in love with you

I know that all seemed kind of harsh
But things weren't always bad
In fact, I think some times we shared
The best that I've ever had
Like our road trip that one summer
Or those steamy nights in Spain
You always melted when I would praise you
My stupid jokes they would never phase you
But that don't mean sh*t next to all the ways you
Drove me so insane

You're a c*ck-friggin-tease, girl you never stop your talking
And at times you got a double-chin

You may say it's been fun, but your racist rants are shocking
And your lips don't need more collagen

All you care about is how much
Someone makes and what they do
Not a man in his right mind
Would ever fall in love with you

You always criticized the clothes that I would wear
And found a way of pointing out my thinning hair, really nice
You turned me vegan which I totally despise
And I'm pretty sure you laughed that
Time I said "let's compromise"

If you were shot or beaten
Run over by a truck
I guess that I'd be sad, but then again it wouldn't suck
It wouldn't suck

So goodbye, hit the road, as a girlfriend you are fired
Find some other chump that you can fleece
Years from now when you're old and you finally expire, girl
I hope that you don't rest in peace

Never met someone so selfish
Half the time my balls were blue
After all that I've endured now

You can safely rest assured now

That your ex is up-and-cured now
Yes, I'm so done being in love, in love with you
We're through, yeah, yeah

We're so done, Allison, honeybun, it's like over
It was on, now it's gone, now I've regained my composure
So God bless, you're a mess
That is what you call "closure"

So done being in love with you