Emergency Room (Skit) lyrics

Alright, we're unloading him now, make sure the hallway's clear
What the hell happened to this guy?
I don't know, sir! I think he's losing oxygen
Alright, we gotta get him in, come on! Move, move, move!
We need to get him to Room 213, now!
*sigh* I don't know if this guy's gonna make it
Alright, checking his vitals, checking his vitals now
I'm having trouble getting the pulse
We're running out of time, let's go!
Alright, sir, I got the wire saw right here!
Okay, okay, nur-nurse, let me get a scalpel
We need to open this guy up right now
I-I'm looking for it, I- uh-
Give me the damn scalpel!
Doctor, doctor! (What?)
His oxygen levels are dropping!
Aah! Okay, okay! Uh, give me the defibrillator!
Alright, here, here!
Everybody, stand back!
Clear!