YouTube Beef Diss Track lyrics

[Intro]
Isaac made this one

[Verse 1]
Yeah, I said f*ck these diss records
All this hype actin' like Vine, 'cause it's lastin' for six seconds
Snap- it'll get cancelled, get back to your dead channel
Seen your vids up in my sub box, they actually get trampled
Distressed damsel, this sh*t's like a zombie, for example
Revivin' a dead trend? I'm about to leave its head scrambled
Damn, cut the diss tracks, they so wack
Your ghostwriter been wantin' 'em back
You don't know how to rap, in a video, throwin' them stacks
Tryna get you all over thе map
But they lyrically, tonally, vocally trash
And now, all of this sh*t has been holdin' me back
So much, in fact, I'm exposin' thе holes in these acts
Sneakin' onto my phone, like an app
That I didn't download, didn't pay for
KSI's album that I didn't wait for
I pulled up my Spotify, checked the stats
And I have songs that have been played more
YouTube rappin', man, I came before
Five years ago, this a basic chore
And all of these YouTubers
Circle j*rk they own sh*t songs, like some crazy porn
I spit these bars and I'm takin' form
Cold weather, but I'm stayin' warm
When I spit this sh*t, I got everyone
Sayin' "Jesus Christ" like I'm Jason Bourne
[Interlude]
Okay, wait, so the whole point of this
Is to say how stupid the YouTube beef diss tracks are, right?
Yes
And so, you're making your own YouTube beef diss track
Completely unprovoked, just so you can join the trend?
Yep, that i- that is correct
Okay, and- and aren't you doing a diss track with JMX
About, like, some random-ass girl that you don't even know—
Okay, can you just stop talking
And let me continue with my goddamn diss track, please?
Okay, fine...
Gees...

[Verse 2]
Camera's out, so you better say "Cheese"
Quadeca on the track, so I'll get a great beat
All of this sh*t is like cows performin' a play
'Cause you know this some staged beef
Bezhinga, KSI, just milk your own tits
Instead of this beef that I just don't get
All these bars are trash, you think they're so fire
The only thing that you should 'fire' is your ghostwriter
And I'ma let Harry slide, 'cause, bear in mind
I expected him to be very shy
But he's a scary guy
Said some sh*t, he should be prepared to die
Went after a mom and kids
And a girl that wanted to be anonymous, he bodied it
I can't tell if it's positive, but it's obvious
The confidence to actually drop that sh*t
So, I respect that
But somethin' about it is a red flag
Look at everyone's Socialblades
Man, I don't see a single red stat
So, I guess every diss track just helps the other person
This some sh*tty content, I am done with workin'
I made this in fifteen minutes, need to come to terms with
How everyday the quality just seems to f*ckin' worsen
So if you wanna diss me, you better be ready
Already know that I'm winnin', let me get the confetti
Incredibly petty, I'm the best in this dissin' game
So tryna come at me, man? You made a big mistake
[Outro]
Yeah
This is f*ckin' garbage, but I mean, it's better than what-
-Better than what everyone else is puttin' out so-
-Just had to do it, you know?