Tyler, The Creator | Funk Flex | #Freestyle128 lyrics

[Intro: Tyler, The Creator & Funkmaster Flex]
Ooh
Actin'  like I didn't hear this beat before
Ayo 
Ayy, it's Tyler, uh
Wolf Haley
Gap-Tooth  T, Bucket Hat T, Lemon-Head Enzo
Lil'  Bunny Bop, Ace the Creator, Thernus Haley
Cybex, Beef Loaf
Free  Rocky, free Rakim, that's my guy
Um
Ayo, um, ayo

[Verse: Tyler, The Creator & Funkmaster Flex]
Free Rakim, free Rakim
I  might fly to Sweden to free him
Hmm, okay, I'm freestyling
Say it again
Free Rakim, free Rakim
I might fly to Sweden to free him
Braid my wig, A$AP tat on my ribs
Switch with him, then I can f*ck all the Swede men that I wanna
Actually, I'm gonna
Heat it up real quick, motherf*cka, I'm Lebron-a
Listen, Flex, we just met but I know it don't seem
Like R Kelly wet dreams, I always keep 16's, n*gga
Me and Flex looking in the index
For buff neck n*ggas just for some hot butt sex, mmm
What—What made you go with that verse?
I don't-
What made you go with that verse?
I got a little cousin, when I die, he'll prolly take my estate
I always tell him, "Be himself, and always strive to be great"
Hmm, no, hmm
My momma a dealer, her son crack, n*gga
What's that, n*gga? Facts, n*gga, hmm
Why when they mention black businesses, they never mention me, dawg?
I don't know, please, see man
'Cause if they talkin' M's, GOLF did seventeen in '18, mothaf*cka
And that's just one season, huh
Stocks that I own, how much stocks do I own?
All of it, the whole bird, that's my broth in the bowl, n*gga
Hmm, hmm, hmm
Gimme a topic, Flex
Cars
I can't hear you
Cars
Vroom, vroom, zoom, zoom
Sweepin' n*ggas, inchin' like a broom, broom
Yeah, yeah, man, you know what it is
Don't even look at my engine, b*tch, you can't afford this
That's that muhf*ckin' McLaren, that's five hundred made
Got the f*ckin' window tinted, 'cause I needed the shade
And that E30 Bimmer, that you ain't seen since you a teen
Uh, back in '91, when they was doin' E and PMD at the arena
Macarena, Hayna, Jayna, Shayda, Raida, Aida
I'm back from LA, with Mexicans, they love the Raiders
But I don't watch football, I just watch the crooks ball
With them f*ckin' eight balls, sellin' inside the hall of the high school
I was not cool, n*ggas thought that I was weird and sh*t, they kept they space
But it's cool, 'cause now I got they amazin' grace, n*gga
How many M's? It don't matter how much I make
Just know what it is, when you see face, the gap-tooth n*gga, the big ears
And them shoes you ain't seen yet
And, yes, if you like 'em n*gga, I did design it, n*gga
How many figures Converse gimme for that?
Well, I don't know, but out in Bel-Air I just copped the new flat
And the flat top, on the top of the hat
The one with the G, the store did a couple M's this week
Stop talkin' to me, dawg, n*ggas playin' around
This is right off the top, this is right off the c*ck
Me and Flex gon' go 'round the block, and he gon' get—
He always slips up then he gets a little—a little aggressive
Pause
Right, a little aggressive
He always slips up when gets a little aggressive
It makes your ears and your eyebrows go up
Uh, okay, um, listen
They bringin' up my past, I don't hide it
Goblin out now, b*tch, buy it
Lookin' for them tweets, b*tch? Find it
The cancel couch is fake and I recline it
Man, I just don't know
n*ggas try to come for me, dawg, they confidence low, dawg
What's goin' on? Mmm
I don't got much else to say, so I'ma end this sh*t
'Cause I got a lil' date with this dude real quick
We gon' go prolly get some ice cream, and do, oh, wait a minute
He just got off his damn last shift
And he said that his momma can't do the dishes
So he gotta go help her
So I'm gonna go and weep, and go look for someone on Yelp
But that's not a dating app
So what you use? Tinder, Grindr?
Get with all your n*ggas, and get right behind 'em
What, you gon' do me like your DM, and slide 'em? Hmm
Flex send me emoji
No, there was no emoji, I ain't send an emoji, wait a minute
Now, Flex, why are you lyin'?
Why you tryna play me like change and 50 Cent when he was dyin'?
Tryin' just to get it, get it, I split it
I read it in it, and intended, your head was in it, um, mwah, I kiss it, n*gga
Scooby Doobie, oobie the lubie
Me and Flex was cuddled up watchin' Scooby Doo, eatin' Scooby snacks
He said he wanted my boobies
I said, "I don't got 'em"
He said, "Whatever, n*gga, I rock 'em"
We stock-a-bock 'em, ocka-rock 'em, tacka-dock 'em
He don't eat pork, I thought this n*gga was a Salaama Lakim
Y'all n*ggas crazy, when he called me, I was at the lake, bruh
Be clear
In Tahoe, I know, n*gga, that's how I go
Igor, Igor, Igor, n*ggas worshippin' Igor
n*ggas be worshippin', they f*ckin' hands is kissin', and their knees sore, uh
Free Rakim, free Rakim
And I'm screamin' that until they free him
Be clear
Be clear, whatever, whatever
Whatever I gotta do, I go get the cheddar
And I don't even like pizza, but, whatever, more the better, n*gga
My ex b*tch is wetter, n*gga
Nah, she dry as f*ck, she like the canyon
My n*ggas in Laurel Canyon (Man)
All these white kids, they got the fandom
His ex is gonna be lookin' at this in, like, a year
Think that I'm funny because I'm random
We could be together like a tandem
Man, this weird as f*ck
I keep flirting with Flex and he ain't tryna f*ck
Now I'm confused, I'ma leave, I just think that he hate me
I thought I came here so he’d date me
He talking about a freestyle
Ugh, n*gga, f*ck rap, f*ck that
I was tryna take him back and take off that hat
And we could be like mwah, mwah, mwah on the lips
But that's weird as f*ck man, I'm talkin' 'bout di*k (Pause, pause)
Pause, pause, pause, n*gga, pause, pause (Pause)
When we leave you gon' give me your info so I call
Sayin', "Link when you back in New York, I'm tryna give away a bike" (Yeah)
"Maybe we can get some dinner at night” n*gga
Chow's, Mr. Chow's
f*ckin lyin'
Mr. Chow's, Mr. Chow's, we there
Look man, say less, say less, say less, say less
It's ya boy T, man, all my n*ggas vegan
Nah, that's f*ckin weird, though
They be eatin' meat, though
But I don't mean it in the "Pause" way, I mean no homo
Glitter on my nails, glitter on my neck
n*ggas bitter as hell, they sh*t don't sell
I'm doin' so well, man, they really hate to see me win
Especially 'cause the gap tooth, and I'm dark skinned
But my sh*t clearer than that ball from Space Jam
I'm that man, I'm that man
See them diamonds on my hand, why am I talkin' material sh*t?
I don't even care, but I'm just freestylin' this b*tch, man
n*ggas ain't mad, they look
Y'all crooks, me and Jay was just talkin' 'bout books
I'ma prolly build a buildin' in the next two years, you wanna come?
Sounds good
Nah Flex, you wanna c*m?
Pause Flex, you tryna c*m? (He baited me for it)
He baited me for it, right, he baited me for it
I didn't see that one, he caught me off guard, he got me, you got me, you got me