Shake Weight lyrics

[Verse 1]
f*ck!
A true believer’s manifesto I do, The King he say so
Crown the boy and kill these f*cking jesters on the dice roll
The bottle got 'em real nice, I got TNGHT popping off
Ain't never rock no mic, I only Rachmaninoff
Tell these hoes knock it off, my lawn is looking real pretty
Spend a lot of time snorting lines off your b*tch's titty
Laugh it up fuzzball
You didn't see us back there
She spent her night contemplating life within a nut hair
I know you think it's not fair but this is how it be though
A sexy beast control the globe chilling in a speedo
Above the law, making bets
Sing my song, make your bets
Just keep it raw, n*gga
About to spark the la, n*gga, oh

[Interlude]
Yeah n*gga, ah
Yeah, get high n*gga

[Verse 2]
Smoke an L with the Captain, ain't nothing that he lacking
Cadillacing on some rap sh*t, ain't never look back
When I leave her lost looking for my number on the napkin
This is how it happened, the voodoo in my rapping
Who knew she’d be lacking all the skills it take
To make The King a couple steaks
Separated from the fakes
Now you see the fate we make, terminate the f*cking hate
Before I go and leak the tape or masturbate
When I humiliate
The God is really great, blessed up on the record crate
Bet she gonna take the bait, telling her she think she late
[Refrain]
Put a stain upon her pretty taint
Lick the tip or shake the weight
Upon the first or second date

[Instrumental Break]

[Refrain]
Put a stain upon her pretty taint
Shake the weight or lick the tip
Upon the first or second date
Put a stain upon her pretty taint
Shake the weight or lick the tip
Upon the first or second date

[Outro]
It's that simple
Now, don't you want to become a cult leader?
I will do what you say, for the cause
I will leave my family for the cause
I will give you my money for the cause
I will give you my body for the cause
I will die for the cause
I will kill for the cause
I love you