Rednecks (Take 1) lyrics

[Intro]
How you doin' there boys? (Howdy!)
Cool to be here
I want you all at home to just sit tight
Listen to what we have to say
Cos that way we'll all get on fine
As long as there's no f*ckin' tea bags there

(America's bigger than England)
OK here we go!

[Verse 1]
I'm a truckin' redneck and I just refuse to die
I was built big and strong on the states' best apple pie
I'm better than them limey pinheads in Europe-y
Twelve gauge in their back, hell it would stop their mopin'
I'm a truckin' redneck and I just refuse to die

(I won't die)
(Will you die? Will you die?)
(I'm not gonna die)
You're American damnit! We're playin' billiards here!
(Apple pie, no die)

[Verse 2]
Get free coffee fill-ups at my best favourite's Denny's place
Find a couple of tea bags and I kick them in the face
Sure is damn good pinchin' the ass of that waitress
When I go on tour, gonna get me... f*ck, I've f*cked it
(Keep going! Keep going! Keep going!)
[Verse 2 - Take 2]
Get free coffee fill-ups at my favourite Denny's bar
(We've already heard that boy! Say something new!)
Find a couple of tea bags and I kick them in the sh*t

[Verse 2 - Take 3]
Get free coffee fill-ups at my favourite Denny's place
...ah, shall we do it again?
(We've got it! We've got it! We've got it already!)
No I didn't do me "pinchin' the waitress ass"
(No we've got it)
It's got to be... I didn't! I didn't, I f*cked up!
(You did, it was great! It was great, honestly, trust me ... take it back to the beginning)