The Ballad of Chasey Lain lyrics

[Verse 1]
Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can

[Chorus]
You've had a lotta di*k
Had a lotta di*k
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta di*k, Chasey
But you ain't had mine

[Verse 2]
Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your ass when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?

[Chorus]
You've had a lotta di*k
Had a lotta di*k
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta di*k, Chasey
But you ain't had mine
[Verse 3]
Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your ass

[Chorus]
You've had a lotta di*k
Had a lotta di*k
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta di*k Chasey
But you ain't had mine

[Bridge]
P.S
Mom and Dad, this is Chasey
Chasey, this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties
P.S
Mom and Dad, this is Chasey
Chasey, this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties
[Outro]
Would ya f*ck me for blow?