Screwing You on the Beach at Night lyrics

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[Verse 1]
Nothing heats up my jacuzzi like when
This used thong I found and bedazzled with gems
Brushes ever so gently against some boobs

I guess it's hard to believe that one man
Could have a ponytail this sensitive and
Distract an aggressive hawk that's cornered you

[Verse 2]
I know my haiku's are freaking intense
But even the words I made up to sound French
Don't express my feelings for your toilet parts

I would show up for our pottery class
Dressed like a pirate with John Waters' mustache
On a unicorn that sh*ts your name in stars

[Hook]
f*ckings cool, but Jimmy's the romantic type
Loitering on cliffs, thinking about stuff like
Screwing you on the beach at night
f*ckings cool, but Jimmy's the romantic type
Loitering on cliffs, thinking about stuff like
Screwing you on the beach at night
[Bridge]
One milkshake, two straws

[Hook]
f*ckings cool, but Jimmy's the romantic type
Loitering on cliffs, thinking about stuff like
Screwing you on the beach at night
f*ckings cool, but Jimmy's the romantic type
Loitering on cliffs, thinking about stuff like
Screwing you on the beach at night

[Outro]
Don't I (Don't I)
Sound so (Sound so)
Sexy (Sexy)
Echo (Echo.)
Don't I (Don't I)
Sound so (Sound so)
Sexy (Sexy)
Echo (Echo.)

Release the doves!