Verse(1) [Dan The Man]
Yo I'm Dan, The Man, and im horny
All my rythmes suck, cuz they are corny
But for some reason people adore me
In my primetime, emmaculate glory
If you know me, You know im nuke-prone
At my highest point, im in the f*cking Zone
My verses aren't good, They're not that classy
They were all written by Tyler Dassey (D-MAN!, D-man!, D-man)
Verse(2)[Andrew Boucher]
A-N-D-R-E-W
B-O-U-C-H-E-R
My words stick to you like Super Glue
And soar far, Just like a shooting star
Locked in the studio, Trying to make it big
Bigger than BP's Offshore rig
The Rap games a mess, just like the Ocean
Go ahead and buy a bottle of Calamine lotion
Verse(3)[Dan The Man]
In Sean's basement dying on the couch
I need a lung replacement, hurting like a grouch
I saw D-Ren, Eating peanut butter
He had 1 scoop, then 2, then another
How could he be eating peanut butter
Of his own, blood like brother
Dan gets blamed, Oh whatta shame
This will go down in the Bullsh*t Hall O Fame (D-MAN!,D-man!,D-man)
Verse(4) [Andrew Boucher]
You're looking at my like you've jsut been noob tubed
My flow slides out, like its just been sex lubed
If im on your team, Then your team will lose
Don't cry kids jsut grab your own boose
Dont talk to me about alcohol abuse
Just chug that sh*t down like apple juice
Grab some quarters, we'll battle it out
The way you drink you're lookin like a girl scout