History of Rock lyrics

[Intro: Danny]
Sit down, I'll tell you a little story

[Verse: Danny]
When I was a boy
Down in South Illinois
I heard a man playing blues
Oh, what a wonderful noise
He had an old guitar
But not a dollar to his name
Making music so sad
But he was happy just the same
He gave me a wink
And said "Son, lemme share the news"
If you want a happy life
You gotta learn to sing the blues

[Verse: Danny, Phineas]
I asked my daddy for a guitar
Oh, I begged and I plead
I said I wanted to play the blues
And he just nodded his head
Daddy said when he was my age
Boogie-Woogie was the thing
Just take the blues, throw out your hip
And add a little swing
Music has the power
That without it he'd have sworn
That he'd have never have met my mom
And I'd have never have been born
[Verse: Danny, Phineas]
So what's this?
This is psychodelia
It's where the guitar solo came from
No, I mean what's with all the colors?
I have no idea

[Verse: Danny, Phineas]
Ha! I kept learnin' all the powers my guitar had
I made to go wakka wakka
'Till it was so good it was bad
Just make a face
And stomp that bass
And make that rhythm bump
This is just the blues
But in a way that makes ya wanna shake your rump
I can make you clap your hands
I can make you get up and dance
If you wanna shake your booty
My friend, you gotta give the funk a chance

[Verse: Danny, Phineas]
Metal!
Pound your fist in the air!
Metal!
Bang your head full of hair!
Its crunchy and its nasty
Full of bad attitude
Your parents'll think you're crazy
Your neighbors'll think you're rude
Believe it or not
Its just the blues again
You just add a little fuzz
And turn your amp up to 10!
Music has the power to change your life forever
Wow!
Shuh!