One Good Scare lyrics

Come lets tiptoe into the dark
One good scare oughtta do ya
You'll find our bite much worse than our bark
One good scare oughtta do ya some good
If you should find the daily grind
A tad bit taxing on the mind
To help unwind, if so inclined
I have a small suggestion
That if you dare into my lair
You should prepare for quite a scare
But "will you share in this nightmare?"
Would be my only question

If your hair lies lifeless and limp
One good scare oughtta do ya
Come with me now, don't be a wimp
One little scare oughtta do ya some good!
That is quite right i would delight
In taking flight into the night
And finally give ya such a fright
You know I surely would
But if I seem a bit extreme
In my attempts to make you scream
Remember that this spooky scheme
Will cure your hiccups for good
La la la la la
One little! (One little!)
One little! (One little!)
One little scare outta do ya some good!

MWAH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH!