Schoolboy Blues lyrics

Well, I'm a lonesome schoolboy
And I just came into town
Yeah, I'm a lonesome schoolboy
And I just came into town
Well, I heard so much about London
I decided to check it out

Well, I wait in Leicester Square
With a come-hither look in my eye
Yeah, I'm leaning on Nelson's Column
But all I do is talk to the lions

Oh where can I get my c*ck sucked?
Where can I get my ass f*cked?
I may have no money
But I know where to put it every time

Well, I asked a young policeman
If he'd only lock me up for the night
Well, I've had pigs in the farmyard
Some of them, some of them, they're alright
Well, he f*cked me with his truncheon
And his helmet was way too tight

Oh where can I get my c*ck sucked?
Where can I get my ass f*cked?
I ain't got no money
But I know where to put it every time
I'm a lonesome schoolboy in your town
I'm a lonesome schoolboy