Plot And Backstory Award Speech lyrics
by Anonymous
[The winner of this award was Helltaker]
[Voiced by Jimmy Threec*cks]
It says a lot about a man who’s willing to make an entire game dedicated to his extremely specific fetish. It says even more about the man who nominates it for an award specifically because of that dedication to the fetish.
Helltaker’s quest for a harem of women is reminiscent of my own adventures. Plunging deeper and deeper into the bowels of Lord-knows-what, or who, on a never-ending journey of getting absolutely f*cking smothered by thick-thighed, business professional demonic women.
Living up to the term “free-love,” Helltaker as well offers you this experience for the low, low price of absolutely nothing. You too can journey down to the depths of depravity with the sole intention of getting f*cked. Hell, you’ll probably be coming out with a profit after you make your deposit into the spank bank.
I guess the Poles really do know their sausage.
Oh, game’s pretty fun too I guess.