Invasion of the Flat Booty b*tches (Erick Sermon Remix) lyrics

by

Diddy


Yeah that's right
We gonna flash back
To 1983
I'ma show you n*ggas how I was spittin' this pimp game
Before most of you n*ggas even started rappin'
1983
Too $hort
Word for word
Like this baby
Invasion of the Flat Booty b*tches

A n*gga like me I know what's up
I want a nasty b*tch with a lot of butt
If I can't find one anywhere
It turns my dreams to nightmares
Baby right there ain't got no ass
But she's okay if she got cash

b*tches, b*tches, b*tches
Invasion of the Flat Booty b*tches

I'll tell 'bout a day that I had
Seen nothin' but b*tches with no ass
I woke up early feeling right
Do the same damn thing every day of my life
Cause every morning you know I get
A good blowjob from a real fine b*tch
Strokin', smokin', sir Too $hort
Thinking about the day before
30 minutes after I rolled out
I pulled a freak took her to my house
She was hella young with a lot of butt
She sucked my di*k and then we f*cked
That good tight pus*y I couldn't pass
A light-skined freak with so much ass
At 1 P.M. I was f*ckin' away
I wanna do the same thing again today
Today my story made itself
Every b*tch I saw was flat as hell
I told myself "I must need glasses"
Where's them b*tches with the big round asses
Me and me homie just wanna be tuff
Freak two b*tches then switch'em up
It was 3:35 the strip was lit
Every two blocks I saw a different b*tch
Waiting on the bus some was walking
Me and my homie just started talking
I said "Homie she looks good"
He said "That ass is flat as wood"
I said "What about baby in the black"
And he said "$hort she's all back"
b*tches, b*tches, b*tches
Invasion of the Flat Booty b*tches

Every single day of the week
For every n*gga living there's a freak
If you got game and a bed
Why not get f*cked and get some head
Cause b*tches all over wanna get f*cked
I just need one with a lot of butt
Me and my homie rollin' and smokin'
Flat booty b*tches took over Oakland
I told my homie "I hate to say
All the b*tches with ass stayed home today"
And he said "$hort what now?"
Put the pedal to the metal and hit the B-town
I thought them b*tches out there was fine
But the invasion was on and it f*cked my mind

b*tches, b*tches, b*tches
Invasion of the Flat Booty b*tches

We hit the B-town like Oakland players
I knew it b*tches was everywere
The first one had tities so fat
But that don't work her ass was flat
The second b*tch was flat too
Talked about the b*tch like a muthaf*ckin' fool
I said "Beyotch
I know I'm capin'
Where's your ass baby, what happened?"
She turned around caped back on me
Said "f*ck you n*gga, where's your teeth?"
I damn near fell jumping out the car
But I slapped that b*tch and slapped her hard
My homie said "$hort, we gots to cut"
But I was spankin' that b*tch on her big flat butt
We parked the car and took a walk
I saw another b*tch and I had to talk
I said "Baby, baby, baby come here
Yeah you baby with the long long hair"
Baby came over from across the street
Standing on the corner talking to me
I was spittin' the game but I talked too fast
Cause I didn't even notice that she had a flat ass
Sheit!
And I was ready to go
We was rollin' back to the O'
I told that b*tch "I changed my mind"
She looked at me and she said "Why"
I said "I'm Sir Too $hort the Oakland player
I'm not one of them n*ggas who don't care
It's no thang to do my duty
But not with you and your flat booty"
In the Berkley town what did we find
Freak after freak with no behind
One long day I never got in
I'm glad that sh*t never happened again
Invasion of the Flat Booty b*tches

The invasion (Beyotch) is on

That's that old school
'83
Still pimpin' baby
$hort dog
You know I can't stay away from this game
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