Gees - Live in London lyrics

[Verse 1]
Uh, ignorant-ass white kid
But I'm still bicycling and recycling
And I'm still eating gummy bear vitamins
All my b*tches taking Vicodin, huffing nitrogen
Hyper than Williams' middle son
Since I was a little one, moms had to put me on the Ritalin
Made a swisher run, crack the 40 then I lit a blunt
Told Chuck I had a couple raps, so we kicked the drums
All the best rappers are usually dead
But I'm the poison that left a widow Juliet
In the studio with candles lit and Buddha heads
Coming up with all the coldest sh*t, take your Sudafed
Contagious, speaking while sedated
God sh*t, make 'em want to add a couple pages to the Bible
I ain't got nothing left in my will
'Cept, "Throw it all in the casket, it's mine still"
Uh, I need some backpack cast raps
Took a break just to kill the game half-assed
Set some rat traps, went and took a cat nap
Woke up, threw the dead bodies in the trash bags
Act polite, but I'm nasty on the mic
Your b*tch don't want my di*k, then she has to be a dyke
Slap her but she like it, tell me, "Master, feed me pipe"
I'm a scotch on the rocks, you the Appletini type, it go:
[Chorus]
Suck my di*k before I slap you with it
I'm sorry, I said
S—suck my di*k before I slap you with it
Wait, hold up, hold up, it goes, said

[Verse 2]
Uh, still f*cking with these hoes, though
Bozo on these doppelgänger Jojos
Take a b*tch to Soho for some Froyo
Tell her she gon' blow it, that's Romo
And now I'm out in Cali like Tone-Lōc
Young boy, but I'm chilling with some grown folk
Most Dope, Most Dope, you just blowin' smoke
How much coke you gotta sell to make a boat float?
Hit 'em, hit 'em 'til they tell me, "No more"
I'm a highly difficult ropes course
Pulling up to Rome on a chrome gold horse
Say "Wassup?" to the Pope, pull off in a Porsche
[?] who you kidding? Your flow's warshed
I ain't from the street but I'll grill you from the porch
I been had hoes, I played sports
Her ass out the bottom of her shorts, say

[Chorus]
Suck my di*k before I slap you with it
I'm sorry, I said
S—suck my di*k before I slap you with it
Woo
Suck my di*k before I slap you with it
Suck my di*k before I slap you with it
[Outro]
Yeah