di*k Haymes, di*k Todd and Como lyrics

I'll soon become a wreck
They're breathin' on my neck
di*k Haymes, di*k Todd, and Como

They're really coming fast
Who knows I may be passed
By di*k Haymes, di*k Todd, and Como

The fact that girlies scream
They say will cause me grief
But if they ever stop
I'll find that I'm back on relief
It'll mean the end of me
Good news for Tommy D
And di*k Haymes, di*k Todd, and Como

Why should it get their goat
Each time I bend a note
di*k Haymes, di*k Todd, and Como

At my pictures, they throw rocks
They're both at Twentieth Fox
Not di*k Todd, but di*k Haymes, and Como

They say that I need weight
I'm just a mass of joints
I'd like to put on weight
But where the heck can I get points
If at RKO I pout, they look at me and shout
"di*k Haymes, di*k Todd, and Como"
Everytime I sing
I'm compared with Bing
By di*k Haymes, di*k Todd, and Como

Bing's four boys are sublime
But they won't give me time
di*k Haymes, di*k Todd, and Perry
(that's the other guy's first name)

I'll never sing like Bing
I know I don't compare
I'll grant them he's got voice
If they'll grant me, that I've got hair

But then why all this fuss
There's room for all of us
di*k Haymes, di*k Todd, and Como
There's just one Crosby
There's room for all of us