And Now for Something Completely Different... lyrics

[Intro: Sample]
"And now for something completely different"

[Verse 1: Trials]
Hey f*ck you, we crush crews the Oar way
I'm sicker than using period blood for war paint
Fans rush the stage then half these ladies
Got f*cked, got dressed and left with bast*rd babies
These days, I never chase women
'Cause that's like playing rock-paper-scissors limbless
No use and that's an easy mistake
I treat a rapper like a habit, both easy to break
I say take one look, you're dealing with a heavy weight
Suffa got a bed but I gotta b*tch in every state
Strap the latex I'm the pin prick
Between safe sex and having to take an aids test
I can say Cdub is holding 'em back
The only thing holding 'em back is being overly wack
Hey messing with the Oars of funk
You get crushed like you gave Big Pun the top bunk

[Hook: Trials]
So shut the f*ck up
Funkoars pound the stage until the floor breaks
So get the f*ck out
Yeah we drink the rum until it's out then bounce
So what the f*ck's up?
To my crew in the front row we ain't never gonna fall off
f*ck no! f*ck no! f*ck no!
f*ck no! f*ck no! f*ck that!