Under 21 Not Permitted lyrics

[Verse 1]
Time to get down to the next plan
Comin back is Kool G Rap with the x-rated sex plan
It ain't a toy and my balls ain't made from nerf
f*ckin G Rap is worse than givin birth
And I won't have no pity on ya, girlie
b*tch, you'll be thinkin that your period came down early
Cause I be breakin f*ckin backs
On top of that leavin b*tches with ice packs on they ass cracks
I ain't no muthaf*ckin minor
f*ckin with me is like playin Russian roulette with your vagina
I'll even f*ck a pregnant b*tch
I poke her muthaf*ckin baby in the head with my di*k
You wanna give me head, I won't deprive ya
But it won't be no more room in your mouth for no saliva
di*k so hard it might surprise ya
In order to get it soft you need a meat tenderizer
It ain't a box spring thing no more
sh*t, me and your ass'll be cavin through the floor
sh*t, Mickey Rourke was weak
Cause my di*k'll stay hard longer than _9 1/2 Weeks_
And if you're givin me the innocence, girlfriend
Forget about takin temperature that way ever again
I make a grown-ass woman start to moan when I hit it
But under 21 is not permitted
[Hook]
Under 21 is not permitted
But 35's the limit
(Hey yo, you gotta be of age)
Under 21 is not permitted

[Verse 2]
That's right, b*tches, I wanna knock you
What can my c*ck do, rock you till the ( *c*ckcrow* )
Then straight back to the evening
All night long it's nothin but heavy breathin
Slam-bam, thank you ma'am
Forget Terry Lewis and come and let my Jimmy Jam
Now I got plenty rubbers in a stash
But I'm so happy to get the pus*y that I'm f*ckin you with GLAD Bags
Yeah b*tch, like Richard Simmons I'mma stretch you
My best position is the muthaf*ckin bretzel
Givin golden showers of pain
I'm like Prince but yo, I wanna see you laughin at my Yellow Rain
But yo, you gotta be of age
Cause when I'm through hittin the clit I don't wanna sit inside a cage
Under 21 is not permitted, girl, it's simple
Cause some b*tches make you feel like you're f*ckin Shirley Temple
So back off, you little skeezer
Kool G Rap can't see ya because your beaver got a Ceasar
You can't get none if you're too young
Sorry ho, you gotta go because you don't know how to come
I feel lust but just forget it
Yeah, under 21 is not permitted
[Hook]

[Verse 3]
See, I don't wanna be nobody's cellmate
So you gotta wait cause I don't f*ck around with jailbait
You're too young to give up ass, ho
Ho, you gotta come back when that pus*y grows a afro
Then that's when my di*k hardens
f*ck Great Adventures, I'm goin straight to Bush Gardens
And if that don't inflict pain
I'm leavin your house with sh*t stains on my di*k veins
You know I di*k em when I date em
Have em breakin cause I be makin love to b*tches like I hate em
Then I'm shootin like a Luger
And I get scratches on my back like I was f*ckin Freddy Krueger
I make a hooker very happy
I need a catcher's mitt the way b*tches be throwin pus*y at me
And if your ass is too old you gotta cruise
I only knock boots, not muthaf*ckin orthopedic shoes
Old b*tches got me runnin
Caues I don't need a b*tch peein all over me talkin about she's comin
So grandma, just quit it
Under 21 is not permitted but 35's the limit

[Bridge]
Under 21 is not permitted
But 35's the limit
I'm one n*gga you ain't vickin
I'm gettin rich but yo but bum b*tch, I ain't trickin

[Hook]