Bar tender I really did it this time
Broke my parole to have a good time
When I got home/ it was 6 a.m
The door was locked/ so I kicked it in
She was trippin' on the bills
I think she was high on some pills
She threw my sh*t out into the yard
Then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard
And in my drunken stupor
I did what I should of never done
Now I'm sittin' here /talking to you
Drunk and on the run
I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside
Waitin' for my ride on the outside
She stole my heart/ in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her f**kin' car
And Crashed that piece of sh*t ,then stepped away
You know Mo, I'll probably get ten years
So just give me beers till they get here
Yeah I know the sun is comin' up
And ya'll are probably gettin' ready for closin' up
But I'm trying to drown my soul
I'm tired of this life on a dirt road
And everything that I love is gone
And I'm tired of hangin' on
She got me sittin' at a bar on the inside
Waitin' for my ride on the outside
She stole my heart in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her f*ckin' car
And Crashed that piece of sh*t ,then stepped away
I guess it's meant to be
Romance is misery
So much for memories
And now I'm headed to the Penitentiary
See me on T.V
The next cop series
I am a danger
I guess I should've did something about my anger
But I'll never learn
Real things I don't concern
I poor kerosene on everything I love and watch it burn
I know it's my fault
But I wasn't happy it was over
She through a fit so I crashed that piece of sh*t nova
And now I'm goin' back again
Back to the pen to see my friends
And when we all pile out that county van
They'll ask me where I've been
I've been at a bar on the inside
Waitin' for my ride on the outside
She stole my heart in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her f*ckin' car
And Crashed that piece of sh*t, then stepped away
(reprise)Well I'm sitting at a bar on the inside
And I'm waiting on my ride on the outside
You know I crashed that piece of sh*t ..then I stepped away
Yeah--yeah I stepped away
You know I crashed that piece of sh*t and then----
I stepped away-------I stepped away ......and then I stepped away (fade out)