Post Game Show lyrics

(Chuck Janky) Well that was quite a game Wink
(Wink di*kerson) Yes it was Chuck
(CJ) The Demons really tore America a new birth canal if you know what I mean?
(WD) HAHA. Yes sir. HAHAHAHA
(CJ) Yeah
(WD) You know how that goes
(CJ) Well for our post-game show we're gonna have Bernie Fitzpatirck from the Mount Holyoke School For The Hearing Impaired..
(WD) The school
(CJ) ..to sing the National Anthem. He got here late and the team really felt like he should still get his chance to shine
(WD) Well he probably couldn't hear his alarm clock if you know what I mean? AHHAHAHAHA