The Ripper Strikes Back lyrics

by

LL COOL J


[Intro]
We just gon have some fun with hip hop
Ha-ha!
A lil hip hop, that's all
Relax, hold on to ya seats
Haha! Uh-huh!
Oh, yeah, this is the Tunnel banger too!
Word up, this the Tunnel banger, baby
Hip-hop style, baby, y'all remember

[Verse 1]
By the middle of March, when the pregnancy starts
In your ladies' placenta; that means L just entered
Duct-taped your little b*tch-ass for fronting
Your four-eleven crackhead ass ain't hurting nothing
n*gga, you want the fame?
Now, you're famous overnight (Ugh!)
Famous for getting f*cked by a stick of dynamite
You're weak, n*gga! You bout to die up in your sleep
The overlord of rap will never meet defeat
Pain to agony, I don't touch them zones
f*ck your epileptic lyrical methods! It's my throne
Blast your fifty-pound ass and make you float
You read it, shook n*gga! I wrote the book, n*gga!
Held down my crown for a decade and a half (half)
Now I'm bout to give your grimy ass a bloodbath
Talking bout being broke? n*gga, I'm rich!
'Cause I learned to separate the money from the b*tch (b*tch!)
Don't hate me cause I'm paid
Hate me 'cause I'm everything you want to be
Handsome; young; plus, legendary
Talking 'bout Farrakhan
n*gga, you better call Jesse Jackson for some affirmative action
[Chorus]
Can-I-Bus? (Yes you can!)
Can-I-Bus? (Yes you can!)
Can-I-Bus? (Yes you can!)
Can-I-Bus? (Yes you can!)
Ugh!

[Verse 2]
Don't ever open your mouth and mention my seed
Talking 'bout my book you bought to read!
You know you watch my sitcom, n*gga, so stop that
Mad rapper, but now you turned mad actor (hahahaha)
Forty-nine pounds and tryin' to be a mobster
Run around town with the Bob Marley impostors
Ask Canibus, he ain't understanding this
Cause ninety-nine percent of his fans don't exist
I'm going underground and blowing your rep down
Next time, save that sh*t for the Lyricist Lounge
Or a house party, where you can battle some clown
On top of all that, I beat your homeless ass down
Heard that convicted rapist on the record, too (uh-huh)
Fresh out of jail, asscheeks still black and blue (uh-huh! ooooh!)
Tell me 'bout the things Ear-Biter taught you
How to bust a nut or two? (Yeah, that's butter, boo)
You be decomposing, but you frozen because my title's golden
Steady rolling in a world that I'm controlling
Vanguard Awards are for kings who did tours
Climbed Platinum Mountain, so pray to the Lords!
Talking 'bout my first- and second- and third-born
Now I got a fourth, Canibus, but he cut off
From the riches of my empire, I'm like a pimp
Who thought he had to retire but found a new Can-I-Puss to hire
You're hardcore, in a sense, like Heather Hunter (huh!)
But definitely not with the lyrics that drop thunder
Found you in a trash can
Hot, black, 'cause you scared to bust
n*gga, in Todd we trust!
[Chorus]
Can-I-Bus? (Yes you can!)
Can-I-Bus? (Yes you can!)
Can-I-Bus? (Yes you can!)
Can-I-Bus? (Yes you can!)
Now break it down for me!

[Interlude]
See I, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat...
Eat amateur MCs!
Hahaha!
This real hip-hop!
Taking it back, baby! On some hip-hop!
Word up, no bullsh*t (uh-huh)
Oh, I ain't done yet! Haha!
LL Cool J is hard as HELL!

[Verse 3]
You soft as a newborn baby taking a nap
Made my di*k hard with that b*tch-ass track
Where you at? Smoking in some one-room flat?
Sucking on Clef's di*k, hoping to come back?
Never that! n*gga, my styles is unlimited!
Yours is prohibited; of course, that's attributed...
To not knowin ya limits and who you need to test
(When you!) Step into the house of the Lord and get blessed!
Get on your knees; bow down to my decrees
Young slacker, save that demo for Jack the Rapper (yeah)
You gargoyle, slash-olive oil, pus*ycat
I've wrapped up in aluminum foil, ready to boil
I'mma tear the skin off your ass with ten knuckles
Rhymes was weak
They made me chuckle like a name-buckle (haha!)
You call em lyrics, n*gga you need to stop (stop!)
You going out! Ahh, f*ck it! You going pop
I feed you a poisonous verse, so don't try it
No more rhyming, you on a lyric-fast diet
Call the paramedic and tell them that he's pathetic
His lyrics ain't energetic; you're sweet as a diabetic
Career be over next year; yeah, I said it
Look over your shoulder, n*gga! That's where you headed!
MOTHERf*ckER! Where's a rhyme when you need it?
First rule of lyrical war: Never repeat it
You said that same bullsh*t at House of Blues
Lit the pipe, dropped the match, and sparked the wrong fuse
Not new! Yeah, n*gga, I'm goin at you
Stop basing, and you can be a role model too (*coughs*)
Diss my moms?! Who's the real rap don?
Who ruled for fifteen years and dropped bombs?
Who's copped solid gold Grammys and stayed calm?
LL! While you dropped verses at n*ggas' proms
FAGGOT! You better battle Number Two
Cause Number One got his title locked down, son!
The king of all rappers to ever grace the stage
Or the mic! Best that ever did it; I'm wicked
Write a verse and flip it; melt it down to liquid
And drown shorty; fill his lungs until I rip it
Chest busts open, heart bursts; it's smoking
You see that n*gga, son? (Damn L, we was only joking)
Maneuver, manipulate brainwaves, transform
Your thought process, when my pen gets caressed
Warning: all MCs better retreat
Look at Corny-bus! He can't walk down his own street
Better run and get the Fugees (Oh-la-la-la-la)
Cause I EAT, EAT, EAT MCs
Devour they titles, cause I'm an idol-slash-icon
And tell Wyclef: don't even turn his f*cking mic on
Soldier, n*gga! Thought I told ya, n*gga!
Crossover, slam dunk! Game over, n*gga! (One more time, son!)
Soldier, n*gga! Thought I told ya, n*gga!
Crossover, slam dunk! Game over, n*gga
[Chorus]
Can-I-Bus? (Yes you can!)
Can-I-Bus? (Yes you can!)
Can-I-Bus? (Yes you can!)
Can-I-Bus? (Yes you can!)

[Outro]
Stay in your place! Nah'mean?
Now wait for the studio audience to applaud!
Faggot! Hahahaha
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