Stop Playing The Public Piano lyrics

[Verse 1]
Hello, everybody, I'm that guy
Who plays the piano in the public eye
I plop right down and start to play
I don't care if you're working six feet away
'Cause I can't read most social cues
I can't see that you're unamused
I'm blasting four-chord melodies
I don't care if you yell at me

[Interlude]
Everybody loves this!
I learned these chords on the internet!
Did you notice me yet?!
I'm really talented!

[Verse 2]
I bet you all are so impressed
Cause I've got talent, I'm the best
I'm sure you're thinking where you're sat
"Now how the hell does he do that?"

[Outro]
So tell me off or call the cops
I'll never learn, I'll never stop
You can't escape these pounding chords
I'm not alone, there's always more