This video is for a tax write off lyrics

[Verse]
I just got a new keytar
It's like a keyboard and guitar
I didn't really need this sh*t
I just really wanted it
But I don't want to pay the tax
The IRS can kiss my ass
And I don't want to fight them off
So I got to write it off

This whole damn video is just a ploy
For me to go and buy this stupid and expensive toy
If I put this crazy keytar in a skit
Then the stupid IRS just can't do sh*t (Can't do sh*t!)
I reported all my income and payed my rents
But believe me when I say this is a work expense
I think I'm in the clear, but before I go
(I'll hit you with a hot keytar solo)

[Outro]
I also bought these Nerf guns
And this GameCube
And a rock salt lamp
And this little box that plays Harry Potter music when you--