I am always sweaty lyrics

[Verse 1]
I am always sweaty and I don't know why
I go about my day and my pits won't dry
I take a cool shower to try to stop the flow
I wipe, I dry, I dab, I blow
I take three steps out of the bathroom
And my stinky little pits are like a dang monsoon
I seem to be immune to every antiperspirant
This wetness isn't fair and I just ain't deserving it
Why do I experience persistent perspiration?
All I did was eat a bunch of meat for every meal
And I constantly stress and I live in a very warm climate
And I'm very out of shape and

[Outro]
Oh, that's probably why