She Gotta Smile lyrics

She gotta smile
Yeah, She gotta smile and
She's flashin' it right at me

She gotta wink, a wink across
The bar and I know that it's meant to be

She gotta walk, Oooh she walkin' over
And i know this could be my day

She got a ... friend
Eeeew she gotta friend;
Why's she standin' in her way?!?

It's her big fat friend!
Oh god there's always one
Big fat friend
To spoil my f*cking fun!

Well baby baby baby
If it's boots you wanna knock
Leave your chubbly friend at home
Because she's gonna block the c*ck
Now I'm afraid of no man
With any I'll contend
But I cannot compete with your
Big Fat Friend
(Well Big fat friend, Ah, we meet again!)

She won't leave her alone
She rolls her eyes; makes sarcastic
Comments while she's suckin' on that
Chicken bone
Well, you may think you've won the
Battle but I tend to dis-agree
See I know you, and your Achilles Heel
And he's standing next to me
My non-discriminating friend
(So what that you're a cow!)
Non-discriminating friend!
(I'll nail you anyhow!)

Now I know that he's no looker
And he's had a couple rounds
But with every shot of Jaeger
Hey you lose a couple pounds!

Now baby baby baby bring the
Evening to an end
Just you and me and my pal
And your big fat friend