History Lesson lyrics
by Stephen Lynch
After talking in the beginning) (This is singing only)
Ben Franklin went out one night, tied a key to the end of a kite, electricity struck so bright, write it down mother f*ckas
Isaac Newton sat under a tree, an apple hit him in the head so he, said holy sh*t thats gravity, write it down mother f*ckas
Pilgrims raced against the clock, lookin for a place to dock, they said f*ck it heres Plymouth rock, write it down mother f*ckas
A dude named Orville Wright, told his brother said lets invent flight, Wilbur said aight, right it down mother f*ckas
Abe Lincoln led the nation, freed slaves from the plantation, thats the mother f*ckin proclamation, write it down (meninemops)
Ghandi is what you said, an Indian with a bald head, and he was a bit under fed, write it down mother f*ckas