John Madden (2010 Version) lyrics

Uh, okay
(Can you hear me?)
I can hear you, can you hear me?

[Verse 1: Spose]
I was sitting at my mom's dreaming about paychecks with loot
Your girlfriend's boobs, and how to smoke legal like Snoop (oops)
I'm interrupted by a door knock
It is 4:18, who the hell is this?
I get up quick, tuck my di*k
I stop Drew from barkin' and get to Chris walkin'
It's a face that I've seen before
It's Mike George, we both graduated class of '04
I look deeper, he's got trees, maybe beasters
And in his fist, Backwoods and a Bic
That's that sh*t, Michael, are you joking or smoking?
He tells me that we've got two minutes to get it toking
420 on the digital, this is pivotal
'Cause I'm broke as f*ck and I enjoy being a criminal
Right before this happened, I was sitting here rapping
Watching YouTube booty-clapping, PS2 action, playing

[Hook]
John Madden, Jo-John, John Madden
John Madden, Jo-John, John Madden
Switch it
Tony Hawk, Ton- Ton-Tony Hawk
Tony Hawk, Ton- Ton-Tony Hawk
Say no money money no money money money
(No money money no money money money)
I blazed and played John Madden when I got up
Mar-a-ju-on-na is everywhere, where was you brought up?
[Verse 2: Cam Groves]
Uh
Ever since Big died, I've worshiped the dead
I write a verse in my head while I'm surfing the web
Every single breath, it is worth what I said
Keep sleeping on me, go purchase a bed
I'm fresh like new pants at a school dance
Keep it fly like a toucan, brew in hand
Is it true? Is it fake? Well, who's to say?
I thank Snoop and Dre for what I do today
It's the white rapper, Wells, Maine, walking on a rope
In the wintertime, snow blowing, not talking cold, nope
Put your hands up like I was a big deal
And wave 'em back and forth like wipers on windshields
I've been ill, the rap music would play
I was in fourth grade, my parents called it a phase
My high school years started jotting on pages
Then five years later I was rocking on stage, playing

[Hook]
John Madden, Jo-John, John Madden
John Madden, Jo-John, John Madden
Switch it
Tony Hawk, Ton- Ton-Tony Hawk
Tony Hawk, Ton- Ton-Tony Hawk
Say no money money no money money money
(No money money no money money money)
I blazed and played John Madden when I got up
Mar-a-ju-on-na is everywhere, where was you brought up?
[Verse 3: Spose and Cam Groves]
[Cam Groves]
Coming straight outta Wells, skinny dude, bro named Cam Groves
Rototiller flow, I give a f*ck about a damn ho

[Spose]
And he's not talking about some garden tools, pants low
Get it rolled before the show, chillin' at the transpo

[Cam Groves]
Been repping the M-E since peddling ten-speeds
And battling emcees when clubs were chem-free

[Spose]
We're talking Wendy's, high dudes, drive-thrus
Empty eight High Lifes then wake up to the NBA highlights

[Cam Groves]
Five mics, hold up the rhymes that I throw out
No doubt, make like paint and roll out

[Spose]
Spizzy Spose sold out locally, vocally
I can admit I'm the sh*t, aw, quick, get the potpourri

[Cam Groves]
I'm not a dope dealer, just a dope emcee
Well, I used to sell weed just to smoke for free
[Spose]
So-so open me a Michelob and openly I'll kick a flow
And hopefully somebody brought a blunt
'Cause we're chilling playing

[Hook]
John Madden, Jo-John, John Madden
John Madden, Jo-John, John Madden
Switch it
Tony Hawk, Ton- Ton-Tony Hawk
Tony Hawk, Ton- Ton-Tony Hawk
Say no money money no money money money
(No money money no money money money)
I blazed and played John Madden when I got up
Mar-a-ju-on-na is everywhere, where was you brought up?