Biwinning (Charlie Sheen Monster Mash) lyrics

[Verse 1:]
Fresh out of a love fest
p*ssing in the cup
I give a f*ck about a drug test
Charlie Sheen in it!
I’m bi-winning, f*cking five women
f*ck the maid who came and changed my linens
All I do is win when I’m playing this game
Porn star chicks, dirtier than sh*t stains
Wow!
I got tiger blood running through my thick veins
And two and a half men, that’s my di*k’s name!
Winning!
Running trains porn sl*t conducted the mighty duck hockey motherf*cker bro ask my brother
Nobody controls Chuck, the only CBS I f*ck's with nowadays
Coke Bearing sl*ts!
I use a blender, I use a vacuum
I use coke on vaginas in a bathroom!
Wining!
I’m gonna hang with these smoky hotties
While your kids weep over your exploded bodies
Like yeah I’m on a drug
Is called Charlie Sheen
I do in real life what you do in your dreams!
Tiger in my ventricle
Centerfold booty in my tentacles
Two million in an episode, what did you expect?
Dying is for fools, I just win and have sex
Which of these women have necks?
Interviews smoking cigarettes, I’m running trains on dames you j*rk off to on the internet!
Yeah I had a family, I got a warm heart
Let’s play find Charlie’s di*k, where is it?
Hint: its in a porn star, uh
I make Casey Jordan get like eight abortions
While I snorted her portion up off the porcelain and lost endorsements
Join the team, I got a couple bottles in me
I’m a coke machine, Charlie Sheen!
Winning!
You can't handle my type of drugs
Uh, put the pus*y in the tiger blood
I only got one speed, that’s go
Invite my ex-wife over am I sober? No!
Now I got more head than a totem poll and duh
Winning!
Too much to overdose!
Put the yayo in the pipe, put the pipe to the flame
I just blinked and I cured my brain
Came to party here and to drop a couple million
Not f*ckin' with these droopy eyed armless children
Charlie Sheen!
I’ a monster, bro
I already conquered everywhere you want to go
Plus I convert tin cans into pure gold
And the only MC that I’m down is Spose!
Im freakin' on b*tches are eager to get it up in it .... blow
Im quitting the business to give em the di*k and im jizzing on bellies of hoes. Im Sheen and Im mean .... give me 3 million a show. Got the blood of a tiger if f*cking like five of the smoking hotties you know
[Outro:]
I'm not from this particular terrestrial realm
Charliton
A noble men
King Charles peasants Im f*cking all the peasants