I Love To Walk lyrics

(spoken)
[LENNY]
Mornin', Homer. Looking good!

[CARL]
Yeah, walking's made a new man outta ya!

[HOMER]
It sure has. You see this bulge back here? Now it actually is a fanny pack! Rrrgh! No, wait, it's still my ass. But your point is well taken! You see...

(sung)
[HOMER]
I like to walk down the avenue
Bust a move with Disco Stu

[DISCO STU]
You shake me from my booty to my fro!

[HOMER]
Yes, I strut down the boulevard
Burning off my excess lard
I rarely feel the need to utter "D'oh!"
Top of the morning, ladies!

[PATTY, SELMA]
Bite us
[HOMER]
Oh, I can walk from Springfield to Alaska
Then hobnob with the stars in Malibu

(spoken)
[STEVE BUSCEMI]
Hi Homer, I'm actor Steve Buscemi

[HOMER]
The guy who got fed into the wood-chipper in Fargo?

(STEVE BUSCEMI nods)

(sung)
[HOMER]
And when I hear...

[TURKMEN MEN]
You can't walk to Turkmenistan!

[HOMER]
...I say of course I can
Screw you!

(TURKMEN MEN hold sabers to HOMER and STEVE BUSCEMI'S necks)
[STEVE BUSCEMI]
Hey, would you guys like tickets to the Independent Film Awards?

[TURKMEN MEN]
Would we!

(HOMER, STEVE BUSCEMI and TURKMEN MEN dance around in circles before Homer appears back in Springfield followed by a "V" shape formed by fellow Springfield residents)

[HOMER]
Oh yes, I love to perambulate
It's standing still i really hate
So let me please re-iterate
I love to

(MARGE hits HOMER with her car)

[HOMER, spoken]
D'OH! Oh, my feet are inside me!