Giants Vs. Dwarves lyrics

[Andre starts whistling. King Richard starts snapping.]

[KING RICHARD]
Let's go and pop a few giants

[DWARF #1]
Kick some gargantuan butt

[DWARF #2]
Hack out those huge knobby kneecaps

[KING RICHARD + DWARVES]
And make them keep their big mouths shut!
Someone
Has got to cut them down to size!
Someone

[KING RICHARD]
And we're the ones who will climb them
And slap their fat faces!

[GALAVANT]
Let's mess a whole bunch of dwarves up

[GIANT #1]
Stomp on those wee little tots
[GIANT #2]
Laugh at their wee little biceps

[GALAVANT & GIANTS]
And itsy-bitsy you-know-whats!
Someone
Should punch their beady little eyes
Someone

[GALAVANT]
When we're done squishing the runts
There won't be any traces!

[ROBERTA]
Listen, people!
There's no need to fight
Holy freakin' cow, you're the same damn height!
Dwarf or giant!
Both will die tonight
There must be a way I can make things right!

[GALAVANT & GIANTS]
It's time to finish the dwarves off!

[KING RICHARD & DWARVES]
It's time to take down the giants!
[ROBERTA]
There's no need to fight!

[GALAVANT & GIANTS]
Rip out their teeth and their eardrums!

[KING RICHARD & DWARVES]
Kidneys and tonsils and livers!

[ROBERTA]
You're the same damn height!

[KING RICHARD & DWARVES]
Gonna cream those giants!

[GALAVANT & GIANTS]
Dwarves
We really, really hate those guys!

[ROBERTA]
You're just the same!

[KING RICHARD & DWARVES]
Really hate those giants!

[GALAVANT & GIANTS]
Dwarves!
[GALAVANT & GIANTS & KING RICHARD & DWARVES]
Let's put 'em in their places!

[KING RICHARD]
I'm gonna kill me a giant!

[GALAVANT]
Bring it! [whistles]
You dwarf!