Let’s Agree to Disagree lyrics

[GARETH]
I like living plainly
Chains and leather, mainly

[MADALENA]
I prefer a lavish suite

[SID, spoken]
Go on

[MADALENA]
I like eating lightly
Vegan dinners nightly

[GARETH]
I like meat with extra meat

[SID, spoken]
You're not even trying

[MADALENA]
I'm deluxe to my silken undies

[GARETH]
It's commando for me
[SID, spoken]
Ew

[MADALENA]
My way's clearly better

[GARETH]
Boringer and deader

[MADALENA & GARETH]
Let's agree to disagree

[SID, spoken]
Right. Not exactly what I had in mind, but not a bad start

[MADALENA]
I like drinking Vino, preferably Pinot

[GARETH]
I prefer a keg of beer

[MADALENA]
I like getting randy with whoever's handy

[GARETH]
I prefer a keg of beer
[MADALENA]
Love massages, long walks and sunsets

[GARETH]
Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer

[SID, spoken]
Guys. The rhyme scheme

[MADALENA]
Frankly, you disgust me

[GARETH]
You're no picnic, trust me

[MADALENA & GARETH]
Let's agree to disagree

[SID, spoken]
Maybe you're not getting the concept

[MADALENA & GARETH]
Just one of us can lead

[MADALENA]
And that's me
[GARETH]
Hell no

[MADALENA]
You want to piece of this?

[GARETH]
All right, then

[MADALENA & GARETH]
Fine. Let's go!

[MADALENA]
We will never get on together

[GARETH]
Ditto, obviously

[SID, spoken]
Right there. Did you hear that? I think we finally –

[GARETH]
God, is he annoying

[MADALENA]
Positively cloying

[SID, spoken]
Guys?

[MADALENA]
Why is he still talking?

[GARETH]
Can it with the squawking!

[SID, spoken]
But –

[GARETH]
You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?

[MADALENA]
We're definitely syncing

[SID, spoken]
You know what? I think it's time to seek outside help

[MADALENA & GARETH]
Let's agree to

[SID, spoken]
No, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait

[MADALENA & GARETH]
Disagree-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e

[SID, spoken]
No, no, no! Please! Please stop! No, no! No, stop! Not the window! Not the window! Please no! Not the window! Aah!