Itchy Vagina Metaphor lyrics
by “Weird Al” Yankovic
If you haven't guessed, I'm the itchy cat
Need aloe or some Monistat
Otherwise, I'll stay and Moniscat
Scabadoo babadoo skeedlelee scratchy scatty scratch
You wore those cheap old shoddy pants
Now I'm doing an experimental itchy dance
I have to hide myself away
This feline can't come out and play
So get me some lotion potion, stat
To scratch this scratchy scatty cat
This itchy scratchy scatty cat
Get that dissolving egg
That runs down your leg
So I can stop being the itchy cat