Artists vs TMNT lyrics

[Intro]
Epic Rap Battles of History
Donatello, Michelangelo, Leonardo, Raphael!
Versus
Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello and Raphael!
Begin!

[Leonardo da Vinci]
Cowabunga, dude, so let's get it on
Reptiles against the fathers of the Renaissance
We got the classical technique
To kick these three-toed freaks back under the street
I take a turtle and I turn him into mincemeat
You don't really wanna step to da Vinci
I love the ladies, I like to keep it mellow
So let me pass the mic to my man, Donatello

[Donatello di Niccolò]
Hard shell, but you're gross in the middle
Wouldn't wanna touch you with a six-foot chisel
Born in goop, raised in poop
I slice through a group of ninjas like fruit - oops!

[Raphael Sanzio da Urbino]
Yo, Raphael, and I came to flow
Deemed dope by the Pope and I boned til I croaked
I'm an emcee Shredder but I get the feeling
I should pass it up to my man on the ceiling!
[Michelangelo Buonarroti]
Oh, Michelangelo, and I'm a giant!
I made David, but I'll slay you like Goliath!
I'm a rap God, and you can't quite touch me!
This battle's your Last Judgement, trust me!

[Donatello di Niccolò] & [Leonardo da Vinci]
We drop science!

[Raphael Sanzio da Urbino] & [Michelangelo Buonarroti]
We got the mathematics!

[Artists]
The architects of rebirth are rap addicts!
You beat the Foot, but it won't go well
When you catch an Italian boot to the half shell!

[TMNT]
The wisdom of our master (Splinter!)
Taught us not to rush to violence (Splinter!)
But our master (Master Splinter!)

[Michelangelo (Turtle)]
Ain't here, dudes! (Hee-yah!)!

[Leonardo (Turtle)]
I don't think you wanna mess with my katana blade!
Get back in your floppy helicopter, fly away!
[Michelangelo (Turtle)]
I can Bebop and steadyrock a mic, sucka!
I'm a pristine Sistine nun chucka!

[Raphael (Turtle)]
Oh hi, I'm a cool but rude guy
Put you back in school with the tip of my two sai

[Donatello (Turtle)]
Uh, Dona-tell me who you are again dude
Cause I don't Gattamelata clue what you do

[Donatello di Niccolò]
That's because you mutants are too immature

[Leonardo da Vinci]
You wouldn't know genius if it p*ssed in your sewer

[Artists]
We got the talent, and the mind, and the rhymes so sweet
We're like your NES game, because we can't be beat!

[TMNT]
Go ahead and hate cause we'll just skate on by
You guys draw more di*ks than New York Pride
We're the TMNT, drop kicking Italy (Go, Go, Go, Go, Go)
Chowing on your tower made of pizza, save a slice for me!