I Remember Larry lyrics

by

“Weird Al” Yankovic


Say, do you remember that guy Larry next door
Well, he always was the neighborhood clown
Like the time he pulled my pants off
And he took those color pictures
And posted copies all over town

Or the time that he dumped toxic waste on my lawn
Or those wacky prank phone calls from midnight till dawn
What a crazy kid Larry was, always foolin' around

Boy, what a joker
What a funny, funny guy
I'll never forget about Larry
No matter how I try

Say, do you remember when I lost all my hair
Cause Lar' gave me that Nair shampoo
And hey, how 'bout the day he put Ben Gay inside my jockstrap
And filled my toothpaste tube up glue

All those wedgies he gave
All those shoestrings he tied
All those brownies he made with the ex-lax inside
Oh, Lar', I swear, it was a laugh a minute with you

Boy, what a joker
What a funny, funny guy
I'll never forget about Larry
No matter how I try

You know I couldn't help but laugh
Even though he treated me like slime
Remember when he cut my car in half?
Well, he really got me good that time

Say, do you remember when I broke in Larry's house
Late at night and tied his mouth with a rag
Then I dragged him by his ankles to the middle of the forest
And stuffed him in a big plastic bag

If the cops ever find him, who knows what they'd say
But I'm sure if ol' Lar' were still with us today
He would have to agree with me
It was a pretty good gag

Boy, what a joker
What a funny, funny guy
I'll never forget about Larry
No matter how I try

Boy, what a joker
What a funny, funny guy
I'll never forget about Larry
No matter how I try
No matter how I try

(Cha!)
Oh I remember Larry
Oh I remember Larry
Oh I remember Larry
Oh I remember Larry
Oh I remember Larry
("sdnah ruoy no emit eerf fo tol lufwa na evah tsum uoy ,woW")

Yes I remember, remember, remember
Yes I remember, remember, remember
Yes I remember, remember, remember (Larry!)
Yes I remember, remember, remember
Yes I remember, remember, remember

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